Truffles Kualiburuk

Dulu mak belajar buat truffles nih kat Phoon Huat...tapi dorang punya banyaklah complicated...pening paler mak...

So mak ubahsuai sambil-sambil tgk resipi orang putih, orang melayu, orang congo...semua mak tengok...masih tak dapat yang simple akhirnya mak nekad yelah mak nih suka sangat gan philadephia brick cheese tu apalagi...mak pun kerjakan...dah bape kali mak bikin nih yang paling suka tentulah babah...budak-budak suka juga but bapak budak tersangatlah suka...bahan-bahan di bawah hanya mendapat 20 biji ketulan truffles sahaja...jika hendak lebih kenelah sukat sendiri ya...

Bahan-bahannya
400g Dark Chocolate
100g Philadephia Brick Cream cheese
125g or small can whipping cream from nestle (or milk)
or you can skip the above whipping cream and add another 
100g of Philly Brick Cream cheese
Cocoa Powder for coating or nuts or anythinglah...

Sangatlah mudah...dark chocolate di cairkan mengunakan double boiler, Apabila choc cair masukan cream cheese, dan whip cream lalu gaul rata. Api kecil sahaja jangan sampai mengelegak atau mendidih. Agak-agak yakin dah padat dan kenyal maka sejukkan dahulu sebelom masuk dalam freezer.

Normally, I freeze it in the freezer over the night for good texture. using a little bit of oil on your palm lalu bulat-bulatkan supaya tidak melekat di tapak tangan setelah itu golek-golek di atas coating kesukaan anda.

Selamat mencoba dan selamat maju jaya.

Prata Chicken Wrap

Ini bukan resepi Mak....ini resepi anak Mak yang sulung my teenage boy. Malam lagi dia dah sebok ingatkan kita nih...

'Esok Abang punya turn untuk masak tau Umie...'

'Abang nak buat my own resipi'

...oklah...buatlah bagus juga Umie boleh relax sesekalikan. So pagi lagi dia sudah kuarkan prata instant dan di goreng atas non stickpan...dia potong chicken fillet  and sausages.

'Umie surpriselah jangan tengok...'

oklah ok...Umie duduk depan tapi hati ibu nih mesti risaukan...bukan tak caya takut api dapur tu...sempat pulak dia ingatkan kita

'Nanti Umie letak dalam blog Umie ya?'

Hahahahahhahahahahahahah yelah yelah...

Bahan masakan budak2 jer nih
Chicken fillet
Sausages
male syrup or honey
mustard
pepper
salt
Salad

Chicken di grilled dengan bahan tadi lalu di siat-siat. Sausages pun di grilled dan roti prata instant...kalau ada anak biarkan mereka memasak salah satu pembelajaran secara creative!

Verdict sedap pulak anak Omak masak...bolehlah nanti masak selalu untuk kami sekeluarga ya sayang...

Mukadimah sikit pepagi nih...HILANGKAN PERASAAN HASAD DAN DENGKI kerana ia bisa menjadikan penyakit chronic dalam hati...Buta Hati, Buta Perasaan, Buta Huruf, dan Buta Jalan untuk menuju destinasi yang lurus dan yang di redhai olehNYA...amin

...buatlah mengaji, berzikir dan tak pun bacalah buku komik happy-happy jika selalu nak marah-marah insyaAllah...

“Hai manusia, sesungguhnya telah datang kepadamu pelajaran dari Tuhanmu dan penyembuh bagi penyakit-penyakit (yang berada) dalam dada dan petunjuk serta rahmat bagi orang-orang yang beriman.” (QS Yunus [10] : 57)

Semoga kita semua perolehi kebaikan dari setiap teguran bukan melenting-lenting bagaikan ulat gogok kepanasan terkena garam...

Mak bukan apa nasihat jerr...kalau tak suka tak payahlah bertandang lagi kat pondok kualiburuk nih...jadi papparazi penatkan...kasihan stress pulak baca blog Mak yang Penoh Pancaroba ini...hahahahhaahhah

Jangan lupa buat tonic dan air azimat supaya cepat kurus dan elak dari penyakit kronik!

Hahahahahah jgn percaya mepek dan mengarut Mak nih gurau jerr...kang mencecet ke bilik air tak pasal-pasal...hahahahahahhahahahah

Oklah Mak nak makan...mari kita ajari anak-anak menjadi insan mulia dan berwawasan melalui teladan. Ayuh! MAJU SUKAN demi bangsa dan agama...berpadu teguh dan saksama.

Gynecomastia Symptoms

It can be quite embarrassing for men to spot male boobs. There are few suggestive ideas and effective ways to eliminate the unsightly man's breast.

Chest (Pectoral) muscle exercises - Exercise your chest muscles so that your strong muscles will pull up and tone your chest so it won't look droopy or saggy like female breasts. The target exercise area is the upper chest which can be exercised with various types incline presses.

Weight loss program - Go lose some weight. With less body fat, your male breast will look less obvious. Further more, if your weight loss program includes weight lifting, it will cause your body to produce more testosterone and in turn suppresses the creation of estrogen.

In fact, Japan has introduced the new man brassiere, its a huge success and many raves about it.

Since launching two weeks ago on Rakuten, a major Japanese web shopping mall, the Wishroom shop has sold over 300 men’s bras for 2,800 yen ($30) each. The shop also stocks men’s panties, as well as lingerie for women.

“I like this tight feeling. It feels good,” Wishroom representative Masayuki Tsuchiya told Reuters as he modeled the bra, which can be worn discreetly under men’s clothing.

Which one of these combinations do you prefer?

sexy and slinky?

cute and demure?

Pengsan! 

ROTFLMAO!!!!...

Choose Wiselylah!

The Spousal Dilemma?...

Some say that it's a hard work to make your the other half stay happy and feel good... why is that so?

My secret to all this myth, legendary belief, blunders and goofs, none other than a Great Sense of Humour...

Funny Adult Cartoons is so damn hilarious Occay! ENJOY LOLzzzzz!

Love handles! LMAO!

hahahahahhahaha kojol-kojol den golak nih....pocot jantung cian jaws mengenoneng sampai...padanlah kalau mak miming ikan semua ketepi kasi laluan....hahahahahha

Let's talk about Malaonist The Stalker ...

After much considerations and studies on human behavior, I have to conclude that Malaonist The Stalker are mentally unsound!

Stalkers such as Malaonist The Stalker are more vindictive and obsessed – continue to haunt their victims for years to come.

According to social-psychological views and understanding, Malaonist The Stalker stalk their prey as a way of maintaining the dissolved or nonexistence relationship (at least in their diseased minds). They seek to "punish" their quarry for refusing to collaborate in the charade and for resisting their unwanted and ominous attentions.

Such stalkers come from all walks of life and cut across social, racial, gender, and cultural barriers. They usually suffer from one or more (comorbid) personality disorders. They may have anger management or emotional problems and they usually abuse drugs, alcohol or excessive eating. Stalkers are typically lonely, violent, and intermittently unemployed – but they are rarely full fledged criminals. Studies show that most stalkers are men but now typically women too.

Rejected stalkers are full of jealousy, hatred, intrusive and inordinately persistent. They recognize no boundaries – personal or legal. They honor to "contracts" and they pursue their target for years. They interpret rejection as a sign of the victim's continued interest and obsession with them.

Further studies shows that : Stalking – and the ability to "mete out justice" makes them feel powerful and vindicated. When arrested, they often act the victim and attribute their actions to self-defence and "righting wrongs".

Stalkers are emotionally labile and present with rigid and infantile (primitive) defense mechanisms: splitting, projection, projective identification, denial, intellectualization, and narcissism. They devalue and dehumanize their victims and thus "justify" the harassment or diminish it.

To explain further, Stalkers have crucial personalities disorder thus have a 

Diseases of the Mind. 

Gosh! they are truly sick people! 

Asylum will be a wise choice to confine these people.